FILM REVIEW: HEART EYES (2025) ❤️ When Workplace Romance Hits a Heartbreak Killer

 


 Heart Eyes (2025) is the latest film from director Josh Ruben and producer/writer Christopher Landon, who together are building a strong case for being the modern masters of the horror-comedy blend (Happy Death Day, Freaky). This film successfully manages to mix the sharp, awkward humor of a great romantic comedy with the brutal stakes of a holiday slasher, creating a witty, stylish, and supremely entertaining ride.

The Premise: Mistaken Identity, Deadly Affection

The plot centers on two coworkers, Ally (Olivia Holt), a cynical advertising executive, and Jay (Mason Gooding), a charming new freelancer. Ally, heartbroken over an ex, shares a spontaneous, fake kiss with Jay to make the ex jealous. This single act of posturing puts them squarely in the crosshairs of the Heart Eyes Killer, a masked serial killer who has spent years exclusively slaughtering romantic couples on Valentine's Day. As the killer relentlessly pursues them, Ally and Jay must constantly assert that they are not a couple in order to survive. This frantic chase, however, forces them to confront their true feelings for one another, accelerating a romantic comedy meet-cute into a blood-soaked, life-or-death relationship.

Beyond the Jumpscare Analysis: The Landon Formula

What makes Heart Eyes stand out is its commitment to the romantic comedy structure, using the slasher elements to accelerate character development rather than simply provide spectacle:

  • The Romantic Arc: Like Landon’s past hits, the film flips the script. The horror elements—the near-death experiences and the shared trauma—are the primary catalysts for the protagonists' relationship. The masked killer acts as a bizarre, terrifying relationship counselor. This allows the film to earn its "romantic comedy" tag while delivering genuine thrills.

  • Witty Subversion: The screenplay (co-written by Christopher Landon) is quick-witted and self-aware. It manages to satirize the excessive expectations of holiday romance and the pressure of public affection without ever sacrificing the suspense of the slasher plot. The masked killer represents the toxic, possessive side of romantic fantasy, providing a surprisingly thematic core beneath the high body count.

    Verdict: Heart Eyes is a fantastic addition to the holiday-themed horror lineup. It delivers satisfyingly brutal kills and a constant sense of suspense, but its true genius lies in its charmingly chaotic approach to dating. It’s a perfect popcorn slasher that proves love—and murder—are always messy.

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